Someone is "making eggs"--by pounding on a plastic ball with a toy hammer. ( They say children imitate what they see--I don't think I've EVER made eggs with a hammer.)
No gifts are wrapped at my house yet. I HATE wrapping presents. Somebody want to come do it for me?
My son just asked me what 5 minus 8 is? Really?????
Another child of mine informed me that yogurt does not count as breakfast. Apparently we need to have something else for breakfast.
There is a twenty pound turkey brining in a bucket on the front porch. Poor thing!
Where is the snow? Have I mentioned that I would like to see some snow?
How do I keep an exuberant two year old from dropping his pants to show EVERYONE his "big boy undies?"
I'm ready for Christmas--really I am.
